Remember the acne breakout, accompanied by the isolated appearance of the first hairs, that ruined your adolescence? And that ever oily skin of yours? And the braces you used to hide in your pocket? Don’t get upset, Pedro Nuno, I know that this is all water under the bridge and that you entered the adult phase a long time ago, but between you and me nobody listens to us… with your self-esteem very low, isn’t it?
Remember the acne breakout, accompanied by the isolated appearance of the first hairs, that ruined your adolescence? And that ever oily skin of yours? And the braces you used to hide in your pocket? Don’t get upset, Pedro Nuno, I know that this is all water under the bridge and that you entered the adult phase a long time ago, but between you and me nobody listens to us… with your self-esteem very low, isn’t it?
On top of that, you believed for years in what Tobias used to tell you for fun: “are you fat and ugly? Go to the gym and just be ugly!” And you did. First thwarted, then with a motivation worthy of a Rottweiler chasing a bone and you got a fantastic body, true. But what about the face? Calm down! I’m not offending you, Pedro Nuno. I’m not saying you are ugly, but you don’t make any woman turn her face away either. Ok, I know you married Marta, the girl of your dreams, who used to date Vitinho… And speaking of Vitinho, he is still cute as hell! Good genes, you say? No, I don’t! I saw him the other day leaving the Smile Atelier. He looked like Tom Cruise in the Top Gun era. I think they have made a new sequel to the movie. When it opens in theaters, we have to go see it.
Stay young and beautiful, Pedro Nuno!
You know that Marta has her tricks for staying young and beautiful even with two children. She makes regular visits to the beauty center. And what do you do? Are you taking care of the children? That is not what I am asking you! What do you do to look younger and more beautiful? Not a thing? Absolutely nothing?! Then you need to make an appointment with Atelier do Sorriso to solve the problem! Don’t you have cavities? At Atelier do Sorriso we also align and whiten teeth, place veneers and dental implants, and do aesthetic treatments for the male face. Yes, because beauty care has new protagonists: men! You don’t need it! On the weekends you apply moisturizing cream? On the beach you use sunscreen? Holy crap! You’re not trying to understand, Pedro Nuno. Forget the creams in that drawer where you still hide the Gina magazines you got from your father in the 80’s and visit the Smile Atelier.
Don’t have time to take care of yourself?
Just 10 minutes will make you 5 years younger! Ahahahah, how cute. No, it’s not Luís de Matos who does the consultations, but I assure you that that team also works magic! They are only specialists in beautifying smiles and enhancing the contour of the male face. Hum… Are you ashamed? But Atelier do Sorriso is a dental clinic, you can go in and out without anyone knowing what you have really done. Have I been there before? I’m a regular customer, Pedro Nuno. Take a good look at me… Yes! I look better! New shirt? No! I bought this shirt to take to my sister’s wedding… the first one. Different face? You finally got it right! We are the same age and I look younger, right? I had veneers put on my teeth and botox to get rid of the wrinkles around my eyes. Of course you can’t tell, but they don’t stop commenting on the difference. Catarina even said that… Yes, I had dinner with Catarina on Saturday, I will tell you about it later.
What are the main aesthetic treatments for men?
I’m glad you ask, Pedro Nuno. Let me research here at Atelier do Sorriso’s website: atelierdosorriso.pt. They say that first of all they look for the needs and wishes of their patients to design the best treatments, but I’ll tell you right now that you can have an invisible braces to align your teeth or, if you prefer, ceramic veneers. And don’t forget to ask for a whitening, because age is unforgiving! In the end you will have an attractive smile, capable of increasing your self-esteem. And that’s not all! You can also have a facial harmonization. What is it? It is a set of treatments whose objective is to valorize male features, keeping their natural look. For example, you can resort to Botox injections… are you afraid of needles? But how old are you, Pedro Nuno? I can assure you that you don’t feel anything. I get Botox every 6 months. Faggotry?! You’ll get your ass kicked like in 9th grade when you broke my skateboard! And even if you feel a pinch, isn’t it worth it? I assure you that the results are immediate and you will leave the clinic with fewer wrinkles, less puffiness, fewer dark circles under your eyes. These treatments stimulate collagen production, firm and correct sagging of the face. Besides, you can ask them to leave you with a defined jaw for a more masculine face structure. I don’t understand… Am I offending you? Put your mask down, I can’t hear you well. You’re not ready to take off your mask yet?!
Hi, I’m Luís Horta, CEO of Webfarus and client of Atelier do Sorriso.
I confess that I don’t know Pedro Nuno personally, but I am in daily contact with a number of men who, like him, are interested in recovering a younger appearance, a harmonious face and a beautiful smile, but are not (yet) motivated to invest in beauty treatments that increase self-esteem. Vitinho has already been to Atelier do Sorriso, Pedro Nuno is now scheduling a first evaluation appointment… and you?
